Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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