At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She's not a foreskin expert like you
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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