Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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