too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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