So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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