we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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