I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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