Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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