There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
then he tried to convert me to islam
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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