People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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