you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
