We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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