so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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