Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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