what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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