So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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