He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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