No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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