I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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