I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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