I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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