thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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