just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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