I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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