I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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