all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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