idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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