Dual....:-)
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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