Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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