I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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