We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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