I'm gonna have a badass scar
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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