He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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