playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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