my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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