How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
