I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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