Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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