I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I think my moral compass just broke
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