8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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