No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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