i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's rum buckets o'clock
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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