I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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