She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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