problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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