Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
BRING THE BAGELS
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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