: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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