how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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