Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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