adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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