I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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